Waylon: Will I definitewee go swimming in the pool Mommy?
Me: What? Swim in what pool?
Waylon: Will I definitewee swim in the pool with my goggles?
Me: Yeah, sure. In the summer. It’s too cold out right now.
Waylon: Okay. When the sun comes out I get my bathing suit on.
Me: Stop. Don’t be gross.
Waylon: I’m not gross! I’m a Waylon!
Me: Do you want to draw a person?
Waylon: No, I’ll just draw a mommy.
Waylon: Hi Daddy! Did you have a nice day?
Austin: Yup. Did you?
Waylon: Yeah! You prack-iss-ing to be a doctah?
Waylon: I do not cut Eva with a scissors, right Mommy?
Me: Um, right.
Waylon: Sometime when I get little, I can have some milk. Right Mommy?
Here my are!
I can do it mySOLF.
What’s it time for?
I not get my shot.
I love you Mommy/Daddy/random cousin
Those are really nice pants!