Waylon: Mommy you wearin underwears?
Waylon: Ok. I’m wearin my peep.
Waylon: You havin a nice day, Mommy?
Me: Yup. Are you?
Waylon: Yeah. I’m paying taxes to Santa at the grocery store. Bye.
Waylon: I really love you Mommy.
Me: I really love you too.
Waylon: Do you really love chocolate?
Me: Yum. Yes!
Waylon: Do you really love butts?