Guess what, guys. I have a fluffy.
It came out of nowhere one day and now it’s mine.
Mom says we are only “cat-sitting” but I don’t know what that means.
I thought I knew but then everyone yelled GENTLE! GENTLE! and I knew I got it wrong.
Sometimes my fluffy makes noise when I squeeze it.
Mom says I have to stop that too but my fluffy doesn’t care.
Mostly he’s just sleepy and hairy and licks his crotch.
He is my friend.
And I will love him forever.
I got a fluffy.